1 trafic police wala
1 Traffic police Wala
Buriya Se:Main Kitni
Dair Se Siti Baja Rha
Tha,
Aap Ruki Nahi?
Buriya:Beta Ab Meri
Siti Sun K Rukne ki
Umar Ni He.
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 989 views
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