Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi.
Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi.
Sardar: Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,
Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…
Admi: Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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Mt krna
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