Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne
baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya ,
Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 917 views
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