Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1024 views

Man comes home

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek shaks new doctor bna

Ek Shaks New Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne Ka Baad Us Ne Pehla Opertation Kiya
Opertation Theater Se Nikal Ka Kena Laga
Ya Allah Mera Pehla Gift
Kabool Karna!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mouse To Elephant

Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??" Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay, Tent Lagwana Hay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani Dal Raha Hu

Beta; Papa Ami Ke 7 Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Bap; Pani Dal Raha Hu,

Beta; Ami Ke Tanki Itni Free Hai Din Ke Nokar Rat Ke Ap Dalte Ho,,,

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)