Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main
so rahaa tha?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sardar vs faqeer

FAKEER: ary baba kuch dy do bohat bhooka hu,
SARDAR: 100 rupya dikhaty huy bola 50 rupy hn tmary paas??? faqeer kush ho kar g hein.
SARDAR: ty ja fir roti khaa ly:p

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?


Pathan: 3


Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?

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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)