Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 961 views

Do you eat fish?

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Three Wishes

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

by Yousuf (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji Ne Apni Girlfriend k Kaandhe Per Haath Rakha

Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man and his dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

hospital joke

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)