Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl?
Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 552 views
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Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!
Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !
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