Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1167 views
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KESC : Sub ka baap kon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”
I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”
I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DharmiNdar vs Chulbul panday
Dharmindr: KUTTE, KAMINE main tera khoon pi jauNga
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Chulbul Panday: Ary Kutte KamEnAy sE yAd aYa SUNNY aur BOBBY kEsE hen:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Facebook Addiction:
A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)”
Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p”
Dean Liked Comment! ;)
Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d”
Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do”
Mom Commented: “Nalaik Class Nahi Padhani To Sabzi Le Ke Seedha Ghar Wapas Aa”
Dad Commented: “Dekhlo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein”
Girl-friend Commented: “I Hate You, Kamine Mujhse Kaha Tha
Dadi Hospital Mein Hai Mil Nahi Sakta”
Dadi Commented: “Manhoos Tu Ghar Aa Batati Hoon Tujhe”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd
ane wala hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)