Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?

Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya

Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 749 views
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