Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 922 views

Pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta

Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say
SURF Lenay Chala Gaya,
Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR??
Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bollywood Songs Dedicated to Student Life

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha

Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha ,uspar ek Aurat boli “dikhta nahi diwar hai>:O” ,
Santa bola : thoda side se dekho dikh jayega :D heheh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)