Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1183 views

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Promise me that when

Jack: Promise me that when I die, I'll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles.

Rose: Why would you want that?

Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aurto Ka Idea

American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SNTA-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi

SNTA-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?

PAHLWAN-kam se kam 15

SNTA-Dhat tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,

Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)