Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 850 views

Ek Sachha Deshbhakt

School Mein Ek Sir Bahut Hi Desh Bhakat Tha, Ek Din Class Mein Bachcho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Sir: “Bachcho Kasam Khao Kabhi Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Piyoge, Non Veg Nahi Khaoge.”

Bachche: “Nahi Khayenge Sir”
Sir: “Kabhi Ladkiyon Ko Nahi Chhedoge”

Bachche: “Alright Sir!”
Sir: “Jua Nahi Kheloge”

Bachche: “Ok! Sir”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Biology Ka Practical

Pappu: Biology Ka Practical Karte Hue

Examiner ne 1 bird ki taang dikhai, or Pappu se us Bird ka naam pucha?

Pappu: I Don't Know

Examiner :you are Fail, tumhara naam kia hai??
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Pappu : hamara taang dekho or hamara naam batao

Examiner : nahi pata

Pappu: jao tum bhi fail!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trip to the art gallery

On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded,

Why are you slapping that statue?'
'Because the gallery attendant told me to beat it,' replied the boy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why do girls close their eyes

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
:-O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Jis hospital da mein doctor han

Jis hospital da mein doctor han

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)