My wife is mad at me again.
Monty: My wife is mad at me again.
Bartender: Why is that?
Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views
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