Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Doctor:
“KUNDI”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 751 views

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

sardarji

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chemsitry ke class mein

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher:

Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?

Pathan:

Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)

(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)