An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 761 views

hamesha garam rehney wali cheez

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b
garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D
Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi
kiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mubarak ho!

NURSE: Mubarak ho! Is waqat 2 baj rahy hen or Aap B 2 bacho k baap ban gaye ha.

Pathan: Shukar hai Hum 12 baje ni Aae.
ap pogo lagao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya
Sardar nai usi number per call kar k kaha:

pai G! Twano maloom hai???
Twady Mobile di INK khtam ho gae ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan Hi Insaan Ke Kaam Aata Hai

Pati Bhaga Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola

Pati: “Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai”

Manager: “Main Kya Karu?”

Pati: “Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)