An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views

philosophy

Small things hurt a lot

For Example: u can sit on a mountain... but not on a pin

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Girl 2 Sheikh

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

What Other Colours Do You Have?

Waiter:
Would You Like Your Coffee Black

Sardar:
What Other Colours Do You Have?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time is like river..

You can’t touch the same water
twice,because the flow that has
passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)