Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai
Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai wahan FARISHTAY nai aate.
Ye MULK hamra ghar hai…
baqi ap samajhdar hain..
Sakhti bhot hai warna tafseel se batay ;)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 899 views
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