Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai

Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai wahan FARISHTAY nai aate.

Ye MULK hamra ghar hai…

baqi ap samajhdar hain..

Sakhti bhot hai warna tafseel se batay ;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 675 views
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