Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaanta le ja raha hu.
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