Ek bache ne apne pita se
Ek bache ne apne pita se ek shadi smaroh mein pucha, papa shadi mein dulha dulhan ka hath kyun pakdta hai?
Pita ne lambi saans bhar kar kha-beta yhe to rasam hai khushti se phle pehelwan bhi akhade mein haath milate hain.
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