Titanic doob rh tha
TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 824 views
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