Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi:koi maal dikhao
Pathan:ye 3 larka hy
Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha?
Pathan: Gun nikal kO beghairat tum zina karege:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 548 views
Similar Jokes
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
pehla sardar bola
“eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 admi ka gala kharab ho gya tow raat ko 3 bajy doctor k ghar gya bell di ore dard ki waja sy ahista sy bola doctor sahab hein???
doctor ki b.v ny b us sy ahista sy kaha ni hn aa jao!!!!
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----
Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .
M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----
Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??
aik bacha bola-----sir---hai tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hain...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardarji Went To Party
And Introduced His Family To His Friends
I Am Sardar And This Is Sardarney
This Is My Kid And This Is My Kidney
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)