A Cockroach
Santa:
Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Saradr:A Cockroach
Why?Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views
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