Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
Sardar:Bhai Saheb 1 KalaBulb Dena!
Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?
Sardar:Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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