There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 696 views

April Fool ! Wo To Papa Hain

Bacha On 1st April:
Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mama: Abhi Ja Kar Main Us Ka Dimag Thek Karti Hun

Bacha : Haha April Fool
Woh To Papa Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joary

Aik pathan ne 2usry pthan se poucha, joray kahan bnty hn, 2usry ne kaha, asmano per, pehla bola O ME MAR GYA, me to drzee ko de aya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Boy: yar tu ne us larki k liye cigrate chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: jua bhi chor dya?

Friend: han.

Boy: abay tu us se shadi kyun nahi ki?

Friend: yar itna sudhar giya tha k us se achi mil gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zaalim MQM Aur Pathan

Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot

Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se

Naswaar Cheen Li Teeno Pathano Ne Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rat ko 2 sharabioun ne...

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki
Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand
Par Phch

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)