2 pathan masjid mai
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,Warna.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views
Similar Jokes
T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai
Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???
Preity Zinta: han baba
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene
gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri
h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
.
.
.
.
... .
.
.2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)