Skipping school

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 653 views
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Yahoooooo……!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

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Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


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Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
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Papa main kal school nhi jaoyn ga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
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Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki
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