bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hai
Boy :- buss aur larki ek jesi hoti hai.,.,
ek jaati hai ,,
to
... dosri Aati hai.,.,
GIrLs :-
Rakshey aur Larhky .,
ek jesy hoty hai,.,
ek ko bolao 4 chaly Aaty hain,,,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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