Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan

Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai!

Dukandar ne khol di!

Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Khol

Dukandar ni khol di!

Phir kaha aik sprite bottle bhi kholo!

Dukandar ne khol di

Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ghusa ho gaya aur bola: Tu Konci payega kameny?

Sardar: Bhai peeni tu koi nahi bas mujhy inn botloon ki Thuss Thuss pasand hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 533 views
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