Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart?

Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

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&
Says:

Mera B..
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