Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai
Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai
Friend: Acha Wo Kese?
Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1098 views
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"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
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Santa Bike chala raha tha
Santa PRAD0 wale se:Kabi Bike dekhi hey?
PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam kar
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Santa phir PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:Kabhi Bike dekhi hy?
PRADO wala:Pagal hey kya meri 40 lakh ki gadi or muje Bike se jala raha hy!
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dad-exam kaisa hua?
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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.
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Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
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at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
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sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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LARKI: meri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
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