”Sabse bada challenge kyahai?”

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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