Why do gals prefer Love
marriage ???
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. because
'' Well Known Kamina ''
is better than
'' Unknown Namuna '

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Joota chupai ki rasm

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi haI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

udge-Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

Sonu-Biwi Se
J-Ma Bap Se Nai

S-Wo To Agla Janam Hote Mil Jaenge.. Biwi K Lie 21Yr Intzar Krna Pdega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)