Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 1101 views

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi thi.

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi
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Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi...
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Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye
nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge

Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?

Husband: Bheek Mangny.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun, To Dard Dhondh Na Paaogay,

Dil Cheer Ke Dikhaun,

To Dard Dhoondh Na Paogay..

Kiyunke Dard To Mere Daant Me Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 phtahn

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)