Bas karo kitna karoge
wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.
thaky nahi abhi tak?
husband: raat se kar raha hoon to kiya hua
aaj to main pora din karonga.
SMS itne saste jo hogaye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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