Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do

Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho kr G hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 568 views
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