Santa runs in 2 Banta's house

Santa runs in 2 Banta's house and shouts 2 him....
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR CAR!"

BANTA SAYS "DID U C WHO DID IT?"

SANTA SAYS "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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