Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?
BOY: Abbu ye Nal Mein Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?
FATHER: beta yahan jheel hai na. Wahan se aata hai
BOY: Abbu mujhe le k jao na wahan.
FATHER: Acha chalo.
Wo bete ko jheel k paas le jata hai aur bacha usse jheel mein phaink deta hai......
Phir bacha ghar puhanch k : Ammi Nal kholo abbu aa rahe hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views
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