Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler
Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto
Sardar : Cant You Read The Board Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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