1 Chor,Police se chupta hua
1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tuti Qabr me lait gya.Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye.
Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di. Chor bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan:
“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya ha..
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