Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed
Because
It Was Self-Service

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 848 views

Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

This Poem Is For All Students

This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Student School

Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

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Ek din ped kaat diya gaya..

Ped bahot khush hua, kyuki ab uspar koi ullu nahi bethega..

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magar us ki khushi mitti mein mil gai
kyu ki...

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Ped ko kaat kar Pradhaan Mantri ki kursi bana di gai... aur Itihaas gawah
hai,
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"Aaj Bhi Us Par Ullu Hi BaithtaHai...:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao, jis ko banaya to aadmi ne hai par wo wahan ja nahi sakta?


Student (bohot dair sochne ke baad): Ladies Toilet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)