Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kah
Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
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"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!
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TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p
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