Ek Ladki Badi Udaas
Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi
Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha
Ladka: “Arey Aise Udas Si Ho Ke Kaha Jaa Rahi Ho?”
Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”
Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha
Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”
Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“
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