aap cigarette mat piya karo

Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.
pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.

Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge
pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.

Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye
pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.

Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.
pati ne apne baal thik kar liye

@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 709 views
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