SANTA in court

SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna
padta.:(:'(

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
kya baat kar rahe hoo
Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau ki kya kehti
thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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