Pathan Bakra Zibha Karnay Laga Tou Confuse
Pathan Bakra Zibha Karnay Laga Tou Confuse Ho Gaya K Parhna Kya Hai....
Aik Lamha Sochnay K Baad Chhuri (Knife) Chalatay Howay Josh se Bola
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 803 views
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