1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 575 views
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