Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 906 views
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