The teacher came up with a good..
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1197 views
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Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
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Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
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Or
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Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
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you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha
To
1 lrka ne ankh mari
srdar
tuje shrm ni ati mje ankh marte ho
Lrka
Mene tuje ni teri bv ko mari
Srdar
Sory yr mene tuje glt smja.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chota Sardar:”Amma” Raat
Main Bathroom Da Darwaja
Kholiya Te Light Aapi Jal
Pae
,
,
,
,
,
,
AMMA,Way Haraam Diya, Tu
Fir Frej Wich Mutar Kr Ditta
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