go musharaf go
Go Musharaf Go Ki Kamyabi K Bad
Ek Nai Tehreek Chalne Ja Rahi Hai
Jis Mein Awam Nangay Ho Kar
Jaloos Mein Pichwara Hela Kar Nara Lagainge
“LO Zardari LO”
;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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