Police constable 2 his son

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 674 views
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