Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.

Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye

Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1071 views

Die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phans gai larki

Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.

Phans gai larki

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?

Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phtan asked a doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)