Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views

Musafir (Gard se)

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cheating

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad

Baniya : Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone
mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.
Wife : To kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
Baniya : Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi librarian se

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.

Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)