Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai
Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..
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